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Alright folks, buckle up because we’re diving headfirst into the wonderfully weird world of art! Prepare yourselves to gaze upon…Sally.

Sally by Thuddleston

Now, I don’t know who Sally is, but if this image is anything to go by, she’s seen some things. Things that would make a seasoned explorer clutch their pearls and run screaming into the nearest existential crisis. Let’s just say her eyes hold secrets, possibly involving a rogue badger and a very unfortunate incident with a bag of glitter.

Now, I know what you’re thinking: “This is all well and good, but can we *cook* with it?” Well, not exactly *cook* with Sally. That would be…unethical, to say the least. But seeing her enigmatic expression inspired a recipe. A recipe for a dish so bizarre, so utterly out there, that it perfectly encapsulates the feeling of staring into the abyss of Sally’s soul. I present to you: Existential Crisis Casserole!

Existential Crisis Casserole - Ingredients:

• 1 package (8 oz) cream cheese, softened. This represents the comfort we cling to in the face of the unknown.
• 1 can (10.75 oz) condensed cream of mushroom soup. Symbolizing the bland predictability of modern life.
• 1 cup shredded cheddar cheese. For the fleeting moments of cheesy joy that punctuate our otherwise meaningless existence.
• 1/2 cup chopped green onions. A reminder of the verdant potential that withers and dies within us all.
• 1/4 cup chopped black olives. The void. Staring back. Always watching.
• 1 (12 oz) package egg noodles, cooked. Tangled, chaotic, and ultimately, going nowhere.
• Optional: A single anchovy. Because why not? Just throw a random, salty fish into the mix. It’s all meaningless anyway!

Existential Crisis Casserole - Instructions:

1. Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C). This is the temperature at which all your hopes and dreams gently bake into a gooey, indistinguishable mass.
2. In a large bowl, beat together the softened cream cheese and cream of mushroom soup until smooth. Embrace the soulless, corporate flavor.
3. Stir in the cheddar cheese, green onions, and black olives. Remember, even the darkness has its place.
4. Add the cooked egg noodles and the optional anchovy. Really contemplate your life choices at this stage.
5. Pour the mixture into a greased 9x13 inch baking dish. Greasing the dish is a metaphor for lubricating the gears of our mundane existence.
6. Bake for 20-25 minutes, or until bubbly and lightly browned. The bubbling represents the slow, agonizing process of realizing the absurdity of it all.
7. Let cool slightly before serving. Allow the casserole (and your emotions) to settle before confronting them.
8. Serve with a side of quiet contemplation and a deep sense of unease. And maybe a glass of wine. You’ll need it.

Enjoy your Existential Crisis Casserole! May it bring you one step closer to understanding… nothing. And who knows, maybe Sally would even approve. Or maybe she’d just stare right through you. The world may never know.

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