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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I just stumbled upon something so profoundly… Sally-esque, that I nearly choked on my morning coffee. Prepare yourselves. I present to you… Sally! You know, Sally. *That* Sally.

Sally by Thuddleston

Now, I’m not entirely sure *what* Sally’s deal is, but based on this picture, I’m guessing she’s either about to deliver a cutting-edge philosophical treatise on the existential dread of staplers, or she’s just spotted a particularly delicious-looking donut. Either way, I’m intrigued.

### Ingredients for Sally’s Existential Donut Recipe (Hypothetical)

• 1 cup of Unfiltered Regret
• 2 tablespoons of Optimism (optional, but recommended for a less bleak experience)
• ½ teaspoon of Cynicism (to keep things real)
• 3 cups of All-Purpose Flour of Ambivalent Feelings
• 1 cup of Granulated Sugar-Coated Anxieties
• 1 egg, beaten with the fierce determination of a thousand suns
• ½ cup of Milk of Human Kindness (or Almond Milk if you’re feeling lactose intolerant and particularly woke)
• 2 teaspoons of Baking Powder of Second Guesses
• Pinch of Salt of the Earthly Variety
• Vegetable Oil for frying (enough to drown your sorrows, figuratively speaking)

Instructions for Sally’s Existential Donut Recipe (Equally Hypothetical)

1. In a large bowl, whisk together the Unfiltered Regret, Optimism (if using), and Cynicism. This is the emotional base. Handle with care.
2. In a separate bowl, sift together the Flour of Ambivalent Feelings, Sugar-Coated Anxieties, Baking Powder of Second Guesses, and Salt of the Earthly Variety. Avoid overthinking this step, or you’ll end up with a glutenous mess of self-doubt.
3. Add the beaten egg and Milk of Human Kindness (or Almond Milk) to the wet ingredients. Stir gently, as if you’re coaxing a shy kitten out of hiding.
4. Gradually add the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients, mixing until just combined. Do not overmix. This isn’t a competition, and you’re not trying to achieve perfection. Just a donut. A slightly flawed, slightly existential donut.
5. Heat the vegetable oil in a deep fryer or large pot to 350°F (175°C). Carefully drop spoonfuls of the batter into the hot oil. Fry for 2-3 minutes per side, or until golden brown and filled with an overwhelming sense of fleeting satisfaction.
6. Remove the donuts from the oil and place them on a wire rack to cool. Drizzle with a glaze made from powdered sugar and lemon juice (for a tart reminder of life’s imperfections). Or, you know, just eat them plain. No judgement here.
7. Contemplate the meaning of your existence while consuming the donut. Or just enjoy it. Whatever floats your boat. Sally probably would.

So, there you have it. Sally’s inspiration brought us a hypothetical donut recipe. Now go forth and create something amazing, or at least moderately edible, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll understand Sally a little better. Or not. Either way, you’ll have a donut.

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